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(1 Minute to Midnight | Neuter A Kitty)

[14 Oct 2011|05:34pm]
Autumn term
Monday 19th September - Friday 16th December 2011
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 9th October
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 16th October
Atomic Burger with the cast of Kings Oxford 20th October
There's a party in my house and everyone's invited 22nd October
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 23rd October
Mild friends comedy club 24th October
Rutland Halloween party 28th October
Ruby's Halloween party 29th October
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 30th October
Laura Jennings' Russian Soiree 19th November

(1 Minute to Midnight | Neuter A Kitty)

[07 Oct 2011|04:33pm]
"Rab C Nesbitt, Glasgow's most lovable drunk and self-confessed "scum", has returned to the small screen. But he's given up the sauce, has a granddaughter called Peaches and his long-suffering wife Mary is a "mumtrepreneur" (whatever that is). What's the point? You might as well make him a lentil-wolfing Green activist with a Facebook site."
(Daily Mirror 7th October 2011; 35)

(Neuter A Kitty)

I open my door in my morning to this [14 Sep 2011|07:17pm]
Hipsters in my front garden )

(Neuter A Kitty)

Today for the first time in my life a British person said 'have a nice day' to me without sarcasm [14 Sep 2011|07:03pm]
A bit of an eyesore )

(1 Minute to Midnight | Neuter A Kitty)

[16 Aug 2011|04:41pm]
        'In this country,' Prince Edward railed in Majesty magazine, 'we're always looking down, looking in, trying to belittle ourselves. All this constant thing about class, for instance, which is the worst thing in the world Marx ever invented.'
(Hadfield and Skipworth 1994; 171)


References

Hadfield, G Skipworth, M (1994) Class Where do you stand?
        Bloomsbury, UK

(Neuter A Kitty)

[15 Aug 2011|04:00pm]
Section B - Data response
Question 1 (c) Using the theory of information failure, evaluate how the UK government can further protect the public from skin cancer. (15 marks)
"[...]Government also can create a health organization, developing people's idelogy of skin cancer.[...]"

(Neuter A Kitty)

[12 Jul 2011|04:12pm]
I cannot imagine any of us would walk into Pizza express, help ourselves to napkins, cups etc and walk out

Taken from River Cafe items 8th July 2011

(1 Minute to Midnight | Neuter A Kitty)

This list is entirely for my own benefit [05 Jul 2011|10:33am]
http://maddox.xmission.com
http://www.ninjapirate.com
http://thebloospiritgamerwhore.blogspot.com
http://jfcampbell.blogspot.com
https://theweirdturningpro.wordpress.com
http://inspectorgadget.wordpress.com
http://wishyouwrote.tumblr.com
http://meatandtwoveg.wordpress.com
http://thequickredfoxes.blogspot.com
http://www.jawish.org
http://www.livejournal.com/users/schmittvandean

(Neuter A Kitty)

[28 May 2011|11:15am]
Since we're being honest I am definitely plagued by the feeling that I am a constant disappointment for everyone.

(Neuter A Kitty)

Jackie Eadie [28 May 2011|11:02am]
Jackie Eadie, Head of Foundation at Bellerbys College Oxford comes into my classroom holding a bottle of a particular dark-coloured carbonated soft drink and I offer her a seat, she says she would like a seat but not the seat I offer her she would in fact prefer a toilet seat - too much coke you understand! Too much information as well, she says. It takes a beat for me to digest the duality of she might need to use the privacy and friction free smooth surface of a toilet seat to consume cocaine or if she is broadcasting to a classroom full of students that she is in urgent need of relief after drinking too much Coca-Cola.

(Neuter A Kitty)

[28 May 2011|10:39am]
[ mood | If you don't work; don't eat ]

So, like being at work when it's very quiet and not disliking your job but thinking like there are other things I could be doing - balanced with the though that if you're at work you can't be doing anything wrong because of the importance of it hammered in by my parents. I appreciate the merit of hard work in itself, but the point I'm trying to make is about sense of priority being skewed.

(Neuter A Kitty)

[18 May 2011|12:32pm]
The other thing is of course that due to a chronic lack of reflective surfaces I most often come into school without ever having had a look at my face.

(Neuter A Kitty)

[11 May 2011|01:59pm]
So, recently when I come into school for the first lesson my shirt will be untucked. This is because I've not had a chance to undo my belt and tuck my shirt in by this point because I've not had a chance to shit, this has to wait until breaktime as we don't have any toilet paper in Nowell Road. Today and tomorrow the government are looking round the school.

(2 Minutes to Midnight | Neuter A Kitty)

[27 Apr 2011|01:00pm]
So one of my friends has created a satirical facebook profile under the pseudonym "Bill Smith" http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002343646246 I feel it is
bordering on
racist by many standards. Let us imagine a similar profile but with a black man as the figure of fun and I had listed the reductive stereotypical passtimes which earn a cheap laugh, it would be picked up straight away. What is apparent is that hostility towards the English has 'passed the dinner table test' (credit to Sayeeda Warsi).

(1 Minute to Midnight | Neuter A Kitty)

[22 Apr 2011|10:20pm]
In other news )

References

Various et al. (1962) Girls and Boys A Ladybird book of childhood p263
        Ladybird Books, UK

(2 Minutes to Midnight | Neuter A Kitty)

So, at Victoria Road [15 Apr 2011|02:09pm]
Taking adolescent rubbish and my 23rd Birthday presents out of here, put everything into the how would you like to be a cowboy for a day bag that Sydney gave me when I left London - still inside the presents of I ♥ London stationary, the Indie scarf from Prick Lane and a condom wrapper presumably from the condom I used to shag her. For someone who doesn't ever wear Indie scarves I own a concerning number of these. I think my cousins in Spain sent me one though I can't be sure, tell me livejournal readers how can one tell the difference between the different purpose designs between different pieces of coloured fabric?

(2 Minutes to Midnight | Neuter A Kitty)

[09 Apr 2011|03:16am]
[ mood | Not the person I'd like to be ]

Yesterday:
Got my Heelys on, cruising around my house in a Withering Surface t-shirt during the week - I sometimes wonder if I'm a figure of fun.

Today:
Weird transvestite moment just now, arrive home as all housemates + Mark Brus are leaving in a taxi because Mamadou has hurt his hand, my bike with a transparent bag of skipped food on the front carrier. I fix myself an Eat. sandwich in the microwave (Eat. have started to split their food to make it inedible) and sit down to channel filth. I'm wearing a golden dress eating this sandwich have this realisation. Have just been dancing with Agnes, Chris Bennet and lovely Sam in Maxwells, absolutely adore how as we are leaving and single ladies comes on it is not me but Sam who insists we hit that floor again.

(Neuter A Kitty)

[05 Mar 2011|11:43pm]
calling ht koran kerrang and watching the little mermaid neighbors house dad fell off ladder

(Neuter A Kitty)

Writer's Block: Art imitating life [27 Feb 2011|04:16pm]

Which movie would you show to aliens to represent humans and human nature?

View 1453 Answers

The Battleship Potemkin

(Neuter A Kitty)

My calender for my reference [22 Jan 2011|03:42pm]
Saturday 22nd Jan:Lucid
Sunday 23rd Jan: Gloc pub quiz
Tuesday 25th Jan: Fat Lip
Monday 245h Jan: Sarah MF's birthday
Friday 28th Jan: Sarah's Birthday in London
Saturday 29th Jan: Part I: Joellification
Sunday 30th Jan: Gloc pub quiz
Saturday 5th Feb: Birthday Party in Coventry
Sunday 6th Feb: Gloc pub quiz
Sunday 13th Feb: Gloc pub quiz
Friday 18th Jan: Valentine's day party in Middlesbrough
Sunday 20th Feb: Gloc pub quiz
Mid term break: Wed 23rd - Monday 28th Feb 2011

(2 Minutes to Midnight | Neuter A Kitty)

[18 Jan 2011|01:49pm]
No sooner do I post a livejournal entry about it, my department holds a meeting about summer term 2. Summer term 2 is 9 weeks long, the last week of it is compulsary to mark papers. However, the other 8 weeks are optional in that I can work for the first four weeks, the last four weeks, all eight weeks or none of that time. I could have 12 weeks off in the summer if I desired.

(Neuter A Kitty)

It's so true [18 Jan 2011|01:37pm]
Robbie O'Neill.
Clear window
Today
10:13
georgey porgey pudding and pie,
b.betrayed the proleteriat and made them cry
lololololol

(Neuter A Kitty)

In our house we spend ages at a time looking at this photo of the moon on our massive TV. It's so HD [17 Jan 2011|10:32pm]
[ mood | Am I to work summer term 2? ]

Bellerbys Oxford term dates 2010/2011

Autumn term
Wednesday 15th September - Friday 17th December 2010
Mid term break: Wed 27th - Fri 29th October 2010

/\
|| 3 Week gap
\/

Spring term
Monday 10th January - Friday 1st April 2011
Mid term break: Wed 23rd - Fri 25th February 2011

/\
|| 2 Week gap
\/

Summer term 1
Monday 18th April - Friday 17th June 2011
Bank Holidays: Friday 22nd April, Monday 25th April 2011, Friday 29th April*, Monday 2nd May 2011, Monday 30th May 2011
Lucid 14th May
Bellerbys College Oxford Summer Ball 27th May
UK Uncut: Emergency Operation! 28th May
Residency thermalising fundraiser 28th May
Spring/Summer party! 28th May
Daisy E and The Unsteadies EP LAUNCH PARTY 29th May
The Hunsdon Garden Uniplex film night 1st June
Appleby Horse Fair 2nd - 8th June
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 5th June
The Hunsdon Garden Uniplex film night 8th June
Glade 10th - 12th June
Lucid 11th June
BBQ-yow 12th June
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 12th June
Intrusion 14th June
The Hunsdon Garden Uniplex film night 15th June
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 19th June

Summer term 2
Monday 20th June - Friday 19th August 2011
Monday 20th June - Friday 15th July 2011 TIME OFF
Glastonbury 22nd - 26th June
The Hunsdon Garden Uniplex film night 22nd June
Big Trouble in Little China! 25th June
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 26th June
The Hunsdon Garden Uniplex film night 29th June
Marxism 2011 30th June - 4th July
Hop Farm Music Festival 1st - 3rd July
Godiva Festival 1st - 3rd July
Welcome to the 20's! 1st July
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 3rd July
Birthday Jaunts 4th July
The Hunsdon Garden Uniplex film night 6th July
Pimp-My-Ride bicycle workshop 7th July
Sonisphere 8th - 10th July
Alice's day 9th July
Summer soiree spectacular 9th July
Lucid 9th July
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 10th July
Intrusion 12th July
The Hunsdon Garden Uniplex film night 13th July
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 17th July
Monday 18th July - Friday 12th August 2011 TEACHING
Secret Garden Party 21st - 24th July
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 24th July
Daisy E and the unsteadies @ The Bullingdon Arms July 30th July
Goodbye Party July 30th July
FnB Sunday Lunch 31st July
Roadtrip to Amsterdam and Wacken 2011 31st July - 8th August
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 31st July
Oldershaw Summer Party 5th August
Hartzell House Party 6th August
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 7th August
Intrusion 9th August
Boomtown Fair 11th - 14th August
Lucid 13th August
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 14th August
Wolvercote 17th - 19th August
Matt Honner's leaving do 18th August
13Gauge at the Wheatsheaf 18th August
The great summer Pixie party 19th August
Monday 15th August - Friday 19th August 2011 MARKING

/\ 4 Week gap
|| Harry Day's Party 20th August
|| Gloucester Arms pub quiz 21st August
|| Godzilla Challenge! 22nd August
|| Shambala 25th - 28th August
|| Cowfest 2011 28th August
|| Gloucester Arms pub quiz 28th August
|| Last Sewing club 29th August
|| Pulp play Brixton Academy 1st September
|| Martin's Brithday
|| Arcane Festival 2nd - 4th September
|| Gloucester Arms pub quiz 4th September
|| Film 7pm 7th September
|| Eviction party 5pm 8th September
|| Pool party 9th September
|| Lucid 10th September
|| Agnes' Birthday 10th September
|| Luke's housewarming 10th September
|| bbq/picnic/fun and games 11th September
\/ Gloucester Arms pub quiz 11th September

Autumn term
Wednesday 14th September - Friday 16th December 2011
Mid term break: Wed 26th - Fri 28th October 2011
The Party (Bristol) 17th September
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 18th September
Polly's birthday party 23rd September
Dave Crawley's 23rd Birthday - Marrying The Years 23rd September
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 25th September
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 2nd October
Lucid 8th October
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 9th October
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 16th October
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 23rd October
Gloucester Arms pub quiz 30th October

*A people's celebration apparently.

What this? I have nothing to say about it. )

(Neuter A Kitty)

"loafers with no socks" [10 Jan 2011|11:51am]
My first day back at Bellerbys and I have a hole in the back of my right sock, anyone looking might think I'm not wearing socks at all!

"Also, this new trend where everyone refuses to wear socks makes me want to puke. Hey swamp-foot, how about putting some socks on? I know that has nothing to do with anything, but I haven't updated in a while and I'm not writing a whole new article about you hipster idiots who wear Toms and loafers without socks. That's it. I haven't slept in 2 days and now I'm going to make a pizza, and it sure as shit won't be epic." - Maddox 16/11/10

(Neuter A Kitty)

[31 Dec 2010|05:05pm]
I'm afraid to tell you there is no money. Kind regards and good luck!
Treasury Minister Liam Byrne, on a note to his successor

(1 Minute to Midnight | Neuter A Kitty)

[28 Dec 2010|07:11am]
How counfounding life is, everything I say I'm worried about the reaction towards the tone.

(Neuter A Kitty)

[12 Dec 2010|02:53pm]
I don't believe in Broken Britains.
Jo Mowat, on the state of the nation esp. the cuts. 6th December 2010 Ruskin College

(Neuter A Kitty)

[02 Dec 2010|04:01pm]
With the current thoughts on safeguarding and child protection you may wish to consider entering a lift alone with a single student.

Taken from Lift usage 1st December 2010

Youth uprising )

(The Daily Mail 2nd December 2010)

(Neuter A Kitty)

[01 Dec 2010|09:57pm]
Has Jamie Oliver read 'Nudge' by Richard Thaler and Cass Sunstein? I have, I cited it in on of me degree exams )

(The Guardian 28th October 2010; g2 2)

(Neuter A Kitty)

[01 Dec 2010|09:22pm]
What happened in 1961? )

References

Wenborn, N. (1981) A PICTORIAL HISTORY OF THE POSTWAR YEARS FROM 1946 TO THE 1990s p89
        Chancellor Press, UK

(Neuter A Kitty)

[01 Dec 2010|10:46am]
United States intervention in WW2 a treasonous act )

References

Nicholls, P. (1981) The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction p583
        Roxby Press, UK

(Neuter A Kitty)

[01 Dec 2010|10:41am]
Yesterday in Steve Antoniou's GCSE English lesson (period 5 room 0.10) the viral marketing method used by Hasbro to sell P-O-X was being discussed and the situation where young boys are in a room being asked questions about P-O-X while marketing researchers sat behind a screen of one-way glass to observe their reactions. Steve writes the words 'covert' and 'undercover' on the whiteboard and asks the class if they can think of a proffession which requires the individual to be covert and undercover. He starts off the word S P ... and one eastern European student calls out "Spetsnaz". For those of you who don't know what that is (which has been everyone I've told the anicdote to so far) the spetsnaz were the Internal Troops of Russian Ministry of Internal Affairs and were commanded by military intelligence.

(2 Minutes to Midnight | Neuter A Kitty)

Is it called a 'people's wedding' because we'll be paying for it? [19 Nov 2010|02:56pm]
"[...]'people's wedding'[...]"
(Daily Mail 19th November 2010; 1)

(3 Minutes to Midnight | Neuter A Kitty)

[16 Nov 2010|10:43am]
Ms German accused him of "pretending that the British empire still exists."
(Morning Star 15th November 2010; Imperialist dreamer)

(Neuter A Kitty)

[14 Nov 2010|12:42pm]
        After 1971, party documents became more insistent in their class analyses of Cambodian society. They stressed that cadre must be drawn from poor peasant, lower middle-class peasant and worker backgrounds - "from deep down in [rural] areas," as one document suggested, "extracted from the earth like diamonds."
(Chandler 1992; 98)


References

Chandler, D (1992) Brother Number One A Political Biography of Pol Pot
        Westview Press, UK

(Neuter A Kitty)

[12 Nov 2010|01:03pm]

"Working-class people do not like skivers and freeloaders, which is why there is no love lost for the idle rich, boardroom fat cats and worthless beneficiaries of inherited wealth."

(Morning Star 11th November 2010; It's one law for the rich...)

(Neuter A Kitty)

[09 Nov 2010|03:52pm]
[ mood | RIP ]

Matthew Jones (Trogdor TheBurninator) Im going 2 gloc quizz now laters bitches on Sunday

(1 Minute to Midnight | Neuter A Kitty)

The Soviet Union was the zenith of civilisation [05 Nov 2010|11:58am]
When I ask my contemporaries why the Soviet Union collapsed, depending on their disciplines they cite very different reasons. Economists blame the increase in the world price of oil, sociologists cite the war in Afghanistan and politicians say there is a fault with communism as a whole, humans don't like each other so don't like being cohesive.

(Neuter A Kitty)

This is a note to myself [05 Nov 2010|11:13am]
Today is Friday, you've spent £70.47 of £72.45 which leaves £1.98

(Neuter A Kitty)

ooh racist [05 Nov 2010|11:05am]
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11699172

"Our soldiers won't be required to speak French or wear onions round their necks or stripey t-shirts, or ride bicycles."

(Neuter A Kitty)

Why positive action is needed [02 Nov 2010|03:08pm]
"White working class pupils:

- are the largest underachieving ethnic group across the country

- fall behind from the early years

- suffer from some of the worst levels of attendance and exclusion

- are more likely to be Neets (not in education, employment or training) than other ethnic groups

- tend to have the lowest aspirations

- often attend schools that face additional cost pressures

- tend not to be included in discussions on diversity and identity

- lose out on some opportunities to participate in extracurricular activities, missing their educational and general benefits."

(The Times Educational Supplement 29th October 2010; 26)

(2 Minutes to Midnight | Neuter A Kitty)

[01 Nov 2010|09:37am]
It's been a while since I posted a link like this, but that doesn't mean I haven't been thinking about them: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11660668

A delegation from the British Legion met Adolf Hitler in July 1935, recently uncovered photographs show.

"The archives show that they viewed solitary confinement cells. At the time Jews were already being imprisoned there - 'returned emigrant Jews under observation' say the Legion records, along with the 'workshy', 'professionally criminal' and 'moral perverts'."

(Neuter A Kitty)

This is a note to myself [29 Oct 2010|10:59am]
So matey, in the last month when you were paid £582.89 you spent £289.78 of it, leaving £293.11.
£1,257.70 - £320 - £500 = £437.70
£437.70/ 4 = £109.43
£289.78 / 4 = £72.45

*nb not adjusted for inflation

(3 Minutes to Midnight | Neuter A Kitty)

Why am I so unhappy? [20 Oct 2010|07:22pm]
[ mood | Pit of dispair ]

It's time I stopped living a lie, I think I am suffering from chronic depression. I would hate to think that I felt like this for the rest of my life.

(Neuter A Kitty)

[18 Oct 2010|08:13pm]

"The independent and creative life the Korean people enjoy is a dignified, worthwhile and happy life unimaginable in the capitalist society."

(The Guardian 15th October 2010; g2 9)

(Neuter A Kitty)

[14 Oct 2010|10:07am]
It's interesting being a teacher, I notice things about myself which are different in this setting. When students are talking openly about their social activities with each other I don't get that usual pain of hearing about people socialising without me, even though we are of a very similar age (I have much more in common in age with my students than with my colleagues).

(Neuter A Kitty)

[13 Oct 2010|07:25pm]
I caught myself smiling today

(1 Minute to Midnight | Neuter A Kitty)

[10 Oct 2010|08:42pm]
Smartness



Our dress code is ‘smart casual’. This should be interpreted as ‘smart’ if you are under 30 years old! Our students generally come from very traditional backgrounds and find it unprofessional and even shocking if teaching staff are wearing trainers, sneakers etc it they have unkempt hair and look generally scruffy. I tell students with hair in their eyes that teaching and learning is all about communication and we need to see their eyes. Please be aware of how you will be perceived by these ‘old fashioned’ students.

There have also been complaints this term about ‘smelly teachers’. Please be aware that you are expected to shower and change your clothes regularly and use deodorant products. It must be pretty unpleasant for these students if they are driven to complaining!

Taken from Teachers’ Meeting 6th October 2010

(Neuter A Kitty)

[09 Oct 2010|05:13pm]
"You know Miracles? Let me tell you, if Alanis Morissette had done that fucking song everyone would have called it fucking genius."
(Violent J on Miracles October 9th 2010)

(Neuter A Kitty)

[09 Oct 2010|11:29am]
I thought if I did well, paid my way through life with a graduate job that my feelings of being angry and afraid would somehow be conquered but I feel worse than ever. I don't feel like I can trust anybody.

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